You know how...

You can never seem to remember which knob lights which element on your stove top. Now after a few years into your new house, the symbols that indicate the element's position next to each knob on the face of the stove are starting to wear off, making matters worse.

Your AC is cranking in your living room, but somehow it just doesn't seem to be doing its job. You look around and realise the cool air is unnecessarily leaking into other parts of the house, like the hallway and corridors.

It's midnight, and after a few bottles of wine your guests head to the guest bedroom. Well, "guest bedroom" is putting a positive spin on "our junk room that we cleaned up before you got here because it has a fold-out sofa bed."